During my quest i met this man, King Pig.
King Pig is straight crazy and had an entire generation of other loner pigs like myself under his spell. It was his idea to build forts for us to live in so that we would be safe from our natural enemy...the birds. He also
stressed that we needed this series of compounds not just for safety from the birds but from an apocalyptic comet that was set to return to Earth. We built a variety of structures across the land. It was a lot of fun until King Pig became overconfident and began taunting the birds. This of course made them angry birds and they began round the clock assaults on all of our positions. I suffered many concussions and some of my friends paid the ultimate price. A mutiny was brewing and King Pig could sense it. One day he brought this out and suggested we all have a drink.
I knew what he was up to. Once again i set out on my own.
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