A Fresh Start

Everyone has a dream.  As a pig mine often look like this. 

Since leaving King Pig I have made new friends and have started a new life.  I recently connected with a cousin of mine.  He is a government agent and can't really talk about his work but i do have a picture to share.

My friends and i like to play Cabela's Dangerous Hunts.  Here I am in action.  It feels good to be on the other side of the assault for a change. 

On the weekends its all about Beer Pong.  When it comes to this game i am King Pig. 

 Another of my favorite games is Hide and Seek. Since I am just a head I am a pretty nasty hider. Don't believe me? I hid here for a day before i had to come out to eat. Next time i will hide in a cabinet with food.  Lesson learned. 

I hope you enjoyed a peek into my world.  I will post more adventures in the future but until then....

I Join An Entertainment Troupe

 During my quest i met this man, King Pig. 

  King Pig is straight crazy and had an entire generation of other loner pigs like myself under his spell.  It was his idea to build forts for us to live in so that we would be safe from our natural enemy...the birds.  He also

stressed that we needed this series of compounds not just for safety from the birds but from an apocalyptic comet that was set to return to Earth.  We built a variety of structures across the land.  It was a lot of fun until King Pig became overconfident and began taunting the birds.  This of course made them angry birds and they began round the clock assaults on all of our positions.  I suffered many concussions and some of my friends paid the ultimate price.  A mutiny was brewing and King Pig could sense it.  One day he brought this out and suggested we all have a drink.  

  

I knew what he was up to.  Once again i set out on my own. 

  Hi, my name is Pig and this is about my journey through life and some of the many activities i enjoy doing. 


  Well where to begin?  I was separated from my family at a young age due to harsh economic conditions around the time of my birth.  My parents got caught up in "flipping" real estate during the boom. Unfortunately they still had quite a few holdings by the time of the collapse.  As the creditors came calling, my parents, who had once displayed nothing but kindness towards each other, began to fight often.  I wouldn't put the blame squarely on either one.  There was a lot of mudslinging, no pun intended, from both of them.  I can't repeat any of it here but it was pretty uncivilized at times. 


 As if the financial troubles weren't enough of a stress on the relationship it was at this time many of my brothers and sisters began showing symptoms of what would later be diagnosed as Swine Flu.  One by one they began to die off.  This particular hardship proved too much for my folks and they separated.  


  I chose to go live with my mother in a small town near where i had been raised.  In the beginning things weren't much different but then the monotony of small town life began to take its toll on me.  One morning i resolved to run away and attempt to get my own piece of the American Dream.